Humpty Dumpty

Why did Humpty Dumpty sit on the wall?

Was it because he was too short?

Or did he harbour some suicidal thoughts?
Did he fall because he was stupid?
Or because his head was too big?

Now, now, Humpty Dumpty's not to be trifled with.

He ain't the companion of eggs you eat for breakfast, to begin with.

He's the doughty defender on the church tower

Blasting away day and night without fear!

Then came that fateful day much to Humpty's dismay

When the enemy struck and ripped the tower apart.

Down came Humpty crashing to the ground.

And all the king's horses and all the king's men

Could not put Humpty together again.